What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Dear Pandora, I am part of a clique that always has to do everything together.  Sometimes I get tired of it.  I wish I could just go to the MOMA and look at art but every time [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Dear Pandora— If I eat mosquitoes while running in the park and they’ve sucked someone else’s blood, does that make me a cannibal? Signed, Just Wondering Dear Wondering, I can see that you’re afflicted with a serious [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Gentle Readers– Pandora is on vacation this week – it’s Spring Break for dragons too you know! Pandora has been working on some possible musical collaboration with the crazy guys sometimes known as Falafel What’s His Name…check [...]

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Haiku Tuesday

misty morning field sunrise glowing through the clouds fingers stiff with cold

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Hey Pandori Tandori, Do you get paid for this column? Ya know, like ‘Dear Abby’ does? If not – well, how DO dragons make money these days? I imagine caves full of gold are kinda hard to [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Hello Mrs. Dora, I got a new cat. Which is awesome, except now the little bastard wants to be around my wife more than me. It’s not fair!  All the other critters want to be around her [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Dearest Flambora, Can you give me any reason why I shouldn’t just quit my job, sell off all my stuff, and go live under a bridge somewhere warm? (With lots of alcohol of course.) Yours, Burned Out [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Um hi there your highness, If I could get a million dollars, but to do it I had to drive to school naked, should I do it? Signed, Better Clothed Dear Better Clothed, Have you been watching [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Hi Panda McSwizzlesticks, My teenager is really getting under my skin. What’s the best way to remedy the situation? Signed, About to Explode Dear About to Explode, What exactly is your teenager doing to cause you such [...]

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What Would Pandora Do? Advice for the Slightly Insane

Each Friday Pandora provides answers to your most burning questions and sometimes answers questions about things that burn. Hey Pandy McShizzleshazzle, Hair extensions – hot or not? (Or alternately) Hair plugs – hot or not? Signed, Losing It Dear Losing It, Sometimes you folks make it all too easy on me.  Hair extensions?  I assume [...]

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